wienermobile fui By Russ and Tiña De Maris Frankly speaking, in a dog-eat-dog world, we need more wieners. Are you a hotdogger? If you are, you’ll feel right at home with this job offer: Work for a year driving an iconic Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Dogged pilots Parent company, Kraft Heinz, needs more than just drivers, they need public relations folks who will doggedly pilot their hot-dog shaped rigs across the USA, promoting their famous savory sausages served on sliced buns. Not just anyone needs to apply. The company says they’re looking for ideal candidates. Are you a hotdogger? Here’s what meats—er—meets the grade: “outgoing, creative, friendly, exuberant, college graduate who has an appetite for adventure and is willing to see the country through the windshield of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile for one year.” Cut the mustard It won’t be a laid-back existence. You won’t ‘walk the dog,’ rather, you’ll really run the dogs. With hitting more than 200 “events” in your year as a hotdogger, you’ll really need to cut the mustard. You’ll also need to relish doing things like answering the dogged questions of media folks from radio, TV, and newspapers. While one historic Wienermobile was built on a motorhome chassis, don’t imagine you’ll be sleeping in your rig. Rather, the company will put you up in motels and other ‘company housing’ as you make your way around your assigned circuit. Obviously being quick on your feet with dog-pointed puns is a plus. Are you a hotdogger? If […]